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The Top 10 Disney Villain Songs

It is just a coincidence that I decided to publish this blog post after the Republicans regain control of the House. Pure coincidence. But then The Mob Song fits IsaniTEA drinkers quite well. So Be Prepared. Damn our Poor Unfortunate Souls! Still cannot get over the fact that the new Speaker is named Boehner. Back to this post. I was watching a YouTube video upload of the Circle of Life scene in the Lion King when I read a user comment that Disney produced some of the the best villain songs ever. Then I remembered Scar. Oooh. S-E-X-Y B-E-A-S-T. Because a hotter than hell Brit actor voiced this cold feline killer. Before I veer farther from the topic, I must admit that the YouTube user hit the nail on the head. No one makes villain songs like the animation kingdom of dear Uncle Walt.

NUMBER TEN: SAVAGES

Colonizers and their racist remarks still ring true at present. Hello Arizona.

FILM: Pocahontas

VILLAIN IN QUESTION: Governor Ratcliffe

CHOICE LINES: Their whole disgusting race is like a curse/ Their skin’s a hellish red/ They’re only good when dead

NUMBER NINE: GASTON

Spell N-A-R-C-I-S-S-I-S-T-I-C. I hope narcissistic people has a special place in hell.

FILM: Beauty and the Beast

VILLAIN IN QUESTION : Gaston and his adoring fans

CHOICE LINES: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston/ I use antlers in all my decorating/ My what a guy, Gaston!

NUMBER EIGHT: THE SIAMESE CAT SONG

These bad felines do not spare babies in their nefarious deeds. Just according cats additional bad bad name.

FILM: The Lady and the Tramp

VILLAIN IN QUESTION: Si and Am

CHOICE LINES: Do you hear what I hear a baby cry/ Where we finding baby there’s milk nearby/ And if we could look in baby buggy there could be/ Plenty of milk for you and also some for me

NUMBER SEVEN: HELLFIRE

Theme song of disgraced priests?

FILM: The Hunchback of Notre Dame

VILLAIN IN QUESTION: Judge Claude Frollo

CHOICE LINES: Protect me Maria/ Don’t let this siren cast her spell/ Don’t let her fire sear my flesh and bone/ Destroy Esmeralda/ And let her taste the fires of hell/ Or else let her be mine and mine alone

NUMBER SIX: OOGIE BOOGIE’S SONG

He kidnapped Santa Claus and he is mocking the most popular resident of North Pole in this song.

FILM: The Nightmare before Christmas

VILLAIN IN QUESTION: Oogie Boogie

CHOICE LINES: I might just cook a special batch/ Of snake and spider stew/ And don’t ya know the one thing/ That it would make it work so nice?/ A roly-poly Santa Claws to add a little spice

NUMBER FIVE: FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE

One of the creepiest ever.

FILM: The Princess and the Frog

VILLAIN IN QUESTION: Dr. Facilier

CHOICE LINES: You’re changing you’re changing you’re changing alright/ And I hope you’re satisfied but if you ain’t don’t blame me/ You can blame my friends on the other side

NUMBER FOUR: CRUELLA DE VILLE

Unlike the rest of songs included in this list, Cruella did not perform her melodic homage. But a villain song with a touch of jazz deserves a spot.

FILM: 101 Dalmatians

VILLAIN IN QUESTION: Cruella De Ville

CHOICE LINES: This vampire bat, this inhuman beast/ She ought to be locked up and never released/ The whole world was such a wholesome place/ Until Cruella, Cruella De Ville

NUMBER THREE: THE MOB SONG

Ignorance is sometimes a bliss but I consider it dangerous.

FILM: Beauty and the Beast

VILLAIN IN QUESTION: the mob

CHOICE LINES: We don’t like what we don’t understand/ In fact it scares us/ And this monster is mysterious at least

NUMBER TWO: POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS

This famous sea witch tricked naive Princess Ariel into trading her beautiful voice for a pair of legs. Ursula eats a couple of these unfortunate souls like a beer nuts while belting out her sinister tune. Curious of that cool chant in the end: Beluga, Sevruga/ Come winds of the Caspian Sea/ Larynxes, glossitis/ Et max Laryngitis/ La voce to me? Beluga and Servuga are some of the highest-priced caviars out there. The other one is Ossetra.

FILM: The Little Mermaid

VILLAIN IN QUESTION: Ursula

CHOICE LINES: Now it’s happened once or twice/ Someone couldn’t pay the price/ And I’m afraid I had to rake ‘em ‘cross the coals

NUMBER ONE: BE PREPARED

Scar is so evil. Killing his brother is not enough that he has to include adorable Simba. Plus he revealed his little plan against the future king of Pride Rock in a most nonchalant manner. Like it slipped out of mind. Like a forgottenfootnote. Cold.

FILM: Lion King

VILLAIN IN QUESTION: Scar

CHOICE LINES: Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared/ Be prepared

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10 Responses to “The Top 10 Disney Villain Songs”


  1. 1 Regina
    11/04/2010 at 12:29 pm

    I thought you’d put Poor Unfortunate Souls at #1.

  2. 12/07/2010 at 10:30 pm

    I think your rss feed is broken, please fix!

  3. 04/20/2012 at 8:21 am

    Ever heard of “My Lullaby” from the second Lion King. Totally sends chills down your spine

  4. 6 pipp
    05/25/2012 at 6:09 am

    zira’s lullaby from the lion king 2: simba’s pride is really, really evil, too, singing that imagining the dying gasps and mournful cries and such of simba and his pride is a lullaby to her? just downright cruel and fueled with hate like no other song

  5. 04/28/2013 at 8:25 am

    Great details. I enjoy all the posts, I truly appreciated, I’d like more info concerning this, since it is really good, Thank you for sharing.

  6. 8 Carley
    07/29/2013 at 1:45 am

    I agree with most of these but what about zeera in lion king two with lullabye she talks about killing simba squeezing the life out of kiara all while nala is watching


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