2011 is the Year of Filipino Camp Films. Chris Martinez started the parade with the remake of Temptation Island. If the packed rafters last night are indications of things to come then Star Cinema has a huge hit in their hands in No Other Woman. I was hoping to catch the second to the last screening of the movie but had to move to the last showing as seats are sold-out. Sure. Anne acquitted herself as a mistress. Sure. Cristine pulled it off as a boring, crocheting wife. Sure. Females will kill for a piece of Derek. But the real star of the film? Those fabulous lines. I guess the audience are fed up with the same old formula: popular love teams + ’80s love song revival + predictable romance + predictable ending. People cracked up and applauded at the outrageous dialogues. (As if the scriptwriter decided to make a collection of one-liners instead of a well-constructed narration.) So here is a PARTIAL LIST of incredible lines. Partial because Carmi Martin DESERVES a separate list.
NUMBER TEN: You like nice things no? – Cristine Reyes / Yeah. They’re my guilty pleasures. But I really don’t feel guilty ‘cause I deserve them. – Anne Curtis
Cristine is referring to the expensive bag of Anne during an awkward coffee meet where she finally decided to confront the mistress of her husband. That or the magnificent abdominals and pectorals of Derek.
NUMBER NINE: Just shut up and kiss me. And don’t you dare fall in love with me. – Anne Curtis
I included this in honor of the fierce unicorn in front of me who kept on uttering this line while I waiting in line. Is there any doubt why gays adore this movie?
NUMBER EIGHT: Bikini mo ba iyan o balat mo? – Cristine Reyes
Anne is rocking a pair of snake-skin bikini print during this scene. Get it?
NUMBER SEVEN: I don’t need to read your research report. I know the market because I am the market. – Anne Curtis
I am not sure if it is possible for people to b*tch-slap other people in a serious company meeting. But Anne did and in front of her strict father (Tirso Cruz III) to boot.
NUMBER SIX: Mababaliw siguro ako kapag nalaman kong may babae siya. Baka mapatay ko iyong kabit. Silang dalawa, actually.
Afraid.
NUMBER FIVE: Naku. Huwag na. Baka Makita mo pang nilalagyan ko ng lason ang pagkain mo. Joke lang. Medyo off yung humor ko lately. – Cristine Reyes
Good thing the omnipresent Star Cinema trailer did not include the last part of this luscious quotable line. It made it better and had the full-packed theatre applauding.
NUMBER FOUR: I’m not a mistress. I never was and I never will be one. – Anne Curtis
Fine. You are not a mistress.
NUMBER THREE: Alam mo kasi ang marriage parang exclusive village. Kailangan mong bantayan para hindi makapasok ang mga squatters. – Cristine Reyes
This is during one fabulous scene where the lead stars – in revealing swimsuits -are in the brink of mini-cat fight in the poolside. The real reason we watch these kind of movies is to see beautiful ladies slap faces and pull hair. Admit it. (The same reason I love Ina Kapatid Anak. Not because it stars Lolita Rodriguez and Charito Solis but because these iconic dramatic actresses had a hair-pulling scene.) The poolside scene is a precursor of a bigger fight but this one is more appetizing than the all-out and stunt-coordinated melee.
NUMBER TWO: You can call me anything you want: a snake, a bitch, an other woman. But I will never be a pathetic, boring housewife. – Anne Curtis
Ouch.
NUMBER ONE: The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Pero sa ganda mong iyan, siguradong marami kang alam na shortcuts. – Cristine Reyes
Uttered in front of the mistress while husband is sitting beside the fierce wife. Derek can ONLY come up with a pitiful, “Cheers!” to break the cold cold ice.
Nice review
Mukhang very interesting ang movie kung ganyan ka grabbing ang mga lines.
Thanks!
wala ung “tsaka, alin ba ang mahirap kalaban, ang putang mahirap o ang putang mayaman”
Mamaya ko ilalagay yan. Sa “Top 10 Carmi Martin Lines in No Other Woman.” Thanks for commenting.
galing ni chistine reyes lalo na c anne curtis… ala akng masabi sa knila…
Yeah! Malaki na ang in-improve nila.
hindi ah.. si anne curtis sosyal at napakaganda ng pag-deliver nya ng lines nya. Pero si Kristine, parang nagbaba pa rin ng script. Promdi ang dating, walang kabuhay buhay. Mabuti nalang at konti lang ang dialogue nya kung hindi, sablay! Pang reputasyon lang talaga sya.
do you have the lines of carmi martin when she’s crying? =)
walang memorable line number six sa list.
Oo nga. Thanks for spotting that one. Will add another line.
hope you can put up carmi martin’s lines
Oh yes! I will post her lines later.
thanks for sharing this in facebook.. di na nahirapang magpalit ng status message ang mga friends ko after reading your review! good job!!!
Hahaha! No problem. More to come!
NAWAWALA YUNG NUMBER SIX
Yes Ma’am. Napansin ko na. Dadagdagan ko. Sa many fabulous lines to choose from.
Nice! Now I’m more eager to watch this movie. Fab! ^_^
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I love it!!! really looking forward to watch the movie….
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Nanood ako kagabi ng movie and SRO sya…2:00 PM, 4:00 PM, 6:00 PM and LFS lahat SRO…very nice movie..Congrats Star Cinema…
Oo nga. Punong-puno talaga ang mga sinehan.
at may malls pa na may 12:00 midnight screening para sa movie na to…
hahaha, mukhang yayayain ako bukas sa sinehan kahit may bagyo, galing magbigay ng highlights. hehe.
Tip of the iceberg pa lang iyan dahil mamaya ipo-post ko ang malulupit na lines ni Carmi Martin – ang tunay na star ng pelikula. Naks! Movie date ka bukas ah. O eh ano naman kung bagyo? Ang tawag diyan pag-ibig.
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ahahha .. nyxc linES..!! ♥♥♥
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cool thanks for this pick up lines you know what it made me sizzling and i really wanted to watch this movie
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Nice one Anne…thumbs up for u…level up! mishu girl!
suggest ko lang din po ito. ”If you”re expecting of a cheap cat fight, well its not happening.” -Anne Curtis
Thanks for this! I’ll note it.
Charmaine’s mom also had such EPIC lines. you missed the ”Ang mundo ay isang malaking Quiapo, maraming snatcher. Maaagawan ka, lumaban ka!”, “Ipack-up mo na ang Lucy Torres mo, at ilabas mo na ang Gretchen Barretto mo! Ako ng bahala sa red stilettos mo” and “‘tsaka ano ba ang mas mahirap kalaban: ang p*tang mahirap o ang p*tang mayaman?’ ‘pare-parehan p*ta lng yun! ang kaibahan lng nila ay ang p*tang mayaman ORIGINAL ang Hermes na bag, subalit ang p*tang mahirap ay binili lng sa GREENHILLS!’” lines.
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I made a separate blog entry for her http://jowanabueser.wordpress.com/2011/09/30/the-top-5-fabulous-carmi-martin-lines-in-no-other-woman/
hope u wont mind if i shared this to my friends too?..we watched the movie last friday and the LINE was so habaaaaaaa from trinoma we transferred to SM north just to catch the 9:30pm playtime:))
Of course I don’t mind. You may share it. Thanks!
sana maron ka ung scene nils kara at cha sa mall to the coffee shop to cha’s kitchen
about sa bag… sa mall then bag sacoffee shop… then sa pagkain hanggang sa dining ung sa makakapatay si cha pag nalaman nya na may babae si ram…
apirrrrr!!!!’
WALA yung lines ni anne about sa allergy…^_^
i think dapat kasama din ung sinabi ni TIRSO CRUZ III kay DEREK:
“sa sobrang galit mo sa tatay mo …… ”
may meaning kasi un eh..
yes this is the best line for me…because this is really true…the more that you think of someone because you hate him…then the more that you become like him!
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Hi there,, love your blog..
i just watched the movie last night.. and its great.. i love reading these lines again and again.. wahahaa so memorable.. sa totoo lng,, mas naawa ako ky anne sa movie…….
Thanks for dropping by! Anne’s character is more complex so I guess that’s where most of our sympathies are rooted. “No Other Woman” just became the highest-grossing Filipino movie with a Php220-M take.
can’t wait to watch the movie…and I’m looking forward to all these lines…
i love it! same tayo ng no. 1 fave line! hahaha! the best yang line na yan!:)) btw! i enjoyed reading your blog!
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Thanks a lot! Really appreciate your comment
Anne beats everyone in the cast with her effortless & natural characterization of Kara as the mistress – one who initially gets the ire of every wife, good-meaning persons & audience alike, but eventually gets the nod & sympathy of all after viewing No Other Woman. Anne Curtis is truly Anne-Beatable & Anne-Bisyosa as she is in this movie, she took us all by storm with her very commendable & engaging performance. It’s very rarely that one gets to sympathize with a mistress’s character in any film whatsoever, but Anne changed that perception with her superb performance as Kara in the blockbuster of a movie in, No Other Woman – congrats Star Cinema, direk Ruel Bayani, Derek, Christine & especially to Ms.Anne Curtis
super like it!
Thanks Ms. Khat!
galing…. kip it up! good job!
habang pinapanood ko ang no other woman,sobrang kinakabahan at nanginginig ako,dahil yung stiry patama talaga sa amin ng asawa ko,Grabe talaga……Akala ko sa pelikula klng nangyayari 2 yun pala hindi ko akalain na nangyari sa akin yun.
habang pinapanood ko yung NO OTHER WOMAN sobrang kinakabahan ako at nanginginig mga tuhod ko,kasi hindi ko akalain na yung story parehas na prehas sa nangyari sa amin ng asawa ko.sobra………
hirap naman kasi if malayo kayo sa isat isa
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hmmm… like all the lines meron po ba kayong copy nung sagutan ni anne at christine tungkol dun sa squatter ung buo po… kc ung kay christine lng ung nasa top ten ee like ko yung silang dalawa ni anne ung nagsasagutan
I need the whole script of this movie.. para sa project ko po .. san po ba makikita yung script ng movie an ito ???? please do reply tnx
Hi po, ive been watching this movie many times. Love na love ko si Anne, may favorite line po ako nung nasa bar with Anne’s friends yung gaLit siya ?
paki post po ..